Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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