If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
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his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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