How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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