Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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