Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
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He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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