do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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