and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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