Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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