then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I'm really busy with my period
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