how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
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Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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