I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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