just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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