Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
All I want is dick and wine.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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