No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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