it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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