Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there was a trapeze. enough said
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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