so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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