I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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