No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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