Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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