How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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