at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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