so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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