Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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