is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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