Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
