On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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