Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
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