I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Dick very happy bro
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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