I swear she didn't look like that last week.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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