I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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