i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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