I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
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my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Randomize