He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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