Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I see more hoeing in ur future
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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