I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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