I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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