She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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