Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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