Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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