worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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