Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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