i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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