Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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