it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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