i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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