Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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