1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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