just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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