If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
