And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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