It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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