what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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