I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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